Where Thoughts Go to Fester

everyonelovesrobots:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

you know he dead

Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

boyd-speaks:

danainchoate:

thelilnan:

I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon”

and then suddenly this happened

This makes me deeply happy in a way I cannot adequately put into words.

Okay, this is just adorable.

Actually took me a second to get what was special here since I tend to really not notice things being gendered.

I look at a lot of trans stuff on tumblr and half the time I just go, ‘yeah that makes sense.. Oh wait this is a comment on transitioning.’

quietlobo:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.
evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!
Bow down for am I staying here.

'fuck you I'm the decision to give up'

The Overwhelming Decision to Give Up

quietlobo:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.

evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!

Bow down for am I staying here.

'fuck you I'm the decision to give up'

The Overwhelming Decision to Give Up

ex-wife:

ex-husband:

ex-husband:

when i was in 6th grade i did a book project on all american girl by meg cabot which included finding words in each chapter that we didnt know and getting the definitions for them. one word i found was ‘vagina.’ and i was like so ready to use this crazy awesome word i had never known like thought…

ex-wife
did I ever tell you about this

YES I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME THIS I DIED

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combeferret:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

  • Crackling of a fire

professorfangirl:

moonblossom:

icecooly94:

ibroketheuniverse:

sleepcastiel:

hazelshaw:

Celebrities doing the ALS ice bucket challenge

wow im really happy that all of these wealthy people would prefer doing this than donating money to a charity that will save lives

Okay, I’m a stop you right there. Yes, the basis of the challenge is dump water on your head or donate. But what this challenge is meant to do is RAISE AWARENESS. People who see this end up wondering and then learning what ALS is. And who better to spread the message than celebrities?

People who do the challenge are also still asked to make a donation, and to pass on the challenge. This is good. These celebrities are raising awareness, spreading the message, and probably still donating. But hey, they’re horrible people because they participated in this right? It would ‘ve been better if they wrote a check and never told anyone about it at all.

fun reminder that lady gaga also did this and then donated $10,000 to the foundation and i doubt she’s the only one to do that so pls chill

Seriously, how many people out there had never even heard of ALS, or had only heard of it vaguely in passing before their favourite celeb participated?

And I’m willing to bet a huge number of them donated more than the $100 or whatever you have to donate if you refuse to do it. $100 is pocket change for a lot of these folks.

" As of Monday, August 18, The ALS Association has received $15.6 million in donations compared to $1.8 million during the same time period last year…These donations have come from existing donors and 307,598 new donors to The Association.” (x) You can bet your ass that most of those new donors came because of the celebrities. And once you’ve donated to a charity, chances are good that you’ll donate again. Oh, and sleepcastiel? Have you donated?

dynastylnoire:

exitpursuedbyasloth:

radicalmuscle:

locsgirl:

windycarnage:

WHERE BUY

These shoes would be really cute for a Hermes/Mercury cosplay.

Do they come in dudes?

Oi, link to shoes:  [x]They are Jeremy Scott, made by adidas, and they come in many colors, and a couple different styles (lace-up sneaker style too).

(fixed link, sorry!)

Found another shop that has them: [x]

want!

nicholaskole:

Whilst at Staples buying a chair, I was suddenly captivated by a nearby…whiteboard. Suddenly I thought: I could be the kind of guy who has a whiteboard! I could have multicolored dry erase markers- I could write words or numbers or have meetings with diagrams! I could be that guy! That guy is a together adult! That guy can be counted on to make his deadlines and always smells faintly of new car! That guy is a successful young professional. THAT GUY HAS HIS OWN WHITEBOARD. So.

jardinfeerique:

"Lady Hibiscus"

Aesthetically designed vintage silk three layer dress is perfect for all your mayoral duties, casual or formal! This marvelous, collared v-neck buttons down to comfortable and flowing silken ruffles for hydrating, airy coolness on those summer days. Unique and easy on the eyes, this “Lady Hibiscus” dress comes with a soft, sleeveless vest perfect for that extra bit of color and coverage. Easily retrieve all of your shovels, nets, and fishing rods from the chocolate-brown mini-belt; which can be worn just under the bust or the waist allowing for simple access to any storage pockets.

Be ready to turn heads, mayor.