Where Thoughts Go to Fester

zooborns:

Sea Otter Mom and Pup Visit Monterey Bay Aquarium

A wild Sea Otter mom took her pup for a visit to the Monterey Bay Aquarium! The pair spent the day hanging out in the aquarium’s Great Tide Pool, much to the excitement of visitors and staff.

Learn more at Zooborns

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

cosbyykidd:

lovelyandbrown:

myhiphopmelody:

cynicallyindecisive:

Finally. A WOC.

^^^

FINALLY!

I really like this picture

cosbyykidd:

lovelyandbrown:

myhiphopmelody:

cynicallyindecisive:

Finally. A WOC.

^^^

FINALLY!

I really like this picture

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

screaming-fan-girl:

neener-nina:

robothousecomix:

sestren:

kakasbal:

cuesgonewrong:

szhismine:

benderdj:

Artist - makanidotdot

Jdiwhwhzbbdjajshhdbdbahhsnd

THIS HAS GOTTEN SAD

WHY

FIRST I WAS LIKE THIS IS SO CUTE
THEN I WAS LIKE THIS IS UNFAIR

This is why technosexuality/robosexuality is so sweet and tragic. I wish more people understood these feels.

You meat bags create us as a silly attempt of Immortality.  Something you hope will exist long after you are gone, to prove that you once existed.

And yet you burden us with memory of your existence.

Such a lovely and cruel evil…

*GROSS SOBBING*

Wow yeah no that’s okay

I needed to start my day off with a broken heart, thanks i-i

fancyadance:

Doors around the World

Montmartre, Paris

Burano, Italy

Japan

Beijing, China

Rabat, Morocco

Bali, Indonesia

Sardinia, Italy

Shanghai, China

more

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

emilianadarling:

For anyone who might be wondering, this is the video that made me laugh so hard I cried and then cry so hard I almost puked. 

Every single second of this is cuteness or comedy gold.

wuffen:

don’t look at me

(based on this post)

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

I have completely misjudged Florida.

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

I have completely misjudged Florida.

arsanatomica:

The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there. 

Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with downward head swings. 

When not actively shanking others, the tusks can be folded back slightly., so they don’t interfere with eating.